weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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