with your own penis?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How does it feel to date your dad?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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