Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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