are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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