just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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