She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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