I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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