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• (707): View more from California

  I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.

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• (619): View more from California

  You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it

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• (585): View more from New York

  My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island

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  Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..

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  Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..

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