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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.

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(207): View more from Maine

Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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(416): View more from Toronto

He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.

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