i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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