Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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