i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
