at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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