I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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