I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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