There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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