Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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