google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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