Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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