ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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