I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?