ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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