How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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