Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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