butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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