I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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