this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize