So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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