so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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