Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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