You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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