you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I am available for nakedness
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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