I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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