He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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