He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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