I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
