Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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