Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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