so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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