Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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