no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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