love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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