You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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