I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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