All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
smell my finger.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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