Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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