Whod you bang
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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