I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Found your dick twin last night
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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