Soap is not a condiment
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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