Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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