As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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