he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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