Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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