I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
