At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.