I wannas sexs uuuuu
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life