redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream