"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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