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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?

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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.

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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools

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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back

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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.

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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.

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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.

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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?

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