is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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