The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Randomize
